How Word Spreads

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I called my brother today to see if he had any good ideas for selling my wedding ring. He didn’t, but he laughed when I told him that I needed money for a new computer. He already knew about it from my dad, who had been told by my mom within ten seconds of me telling her about it.

I told him that I was planning on making a belt buckle out of the hard drive, and some jewelry out of the other parts. He told me that I should make a story out of it, and use the story to market it. So perhaps I’ll do one of those eBay story things after I make the stuff and get zillions of hits. I can dream.

He reminded me of the time I threw my cell phone at SH. I had totally forgotten about that. Fortunately, it didn’t break. Unfortunately, I learned my lesson with a more expensive device.

What kind of person stays with a person who throws stuff at them? I would have filed assault charges, although in my case, they wouldn’t have stuck since I have bad aim when I am mad.

The buckle will be called the Bad Behavior Belt Buckle.

To reward myself for acting like a two year-old on crack, I am planning to buy this nice 1 GB memory, 100HD laptop (on credit). It burns DVD’s. It will put the design on your disk for you. It comes with special anger-management software.

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Lalalalala.

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4 Responses to “How Word Spreads”

  1. on 21 Nov 2006 at 11:41 am Pacian

    Your old computer will be in my prayers. She… she was an innocent in all this… I’m sorry, I can’t type anymore. *sob*

    T_T

    PS. Hi! :-)

  2. on 21 Nov 2006 at 3:13 pm Tense Teacher

    It all sounds like an excellent plan to me… Keep singing!

  3. on 21 Nov 2006 at 4:31 pm Gary

    That software could save you a lot of money, LOL.

    Too bad about your old computer. It seems like you should just be able to fix it with some duct tape. That stuff is supposed to work miracles.

    Hope you are having a nice week.

  4. on 22 Nov 2006 at 2:38 am Margaret

    So the old computer is kaput? RIP. I would love a new laptop myself, and my husband has been annoying lately…

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